#Four - The Lunatic is on the Grass

Ewa's thoughts for the day:

It's raining kittens and puppies outside again. Yesterday was my awesome friend Olivia's 18th birthday and she actually got cake, which pretty much speaks for itself. Her brother had a strobe light in his room. Enough said.

But it made me miss Bogdan!

What are some things that have crossed my mind lately?

1.) 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' still makes me cry. Don't laugh just because he's ugly, YOU SHALLOW FRENCHIES!

2.) Why don't I have a strobe light???

3.) Wii is not made for people with sweaty hands.

4.) I'm not very good at Pokemon Monopoly. Everyone keeps stepping on my money!

5.) You shouldn't drink 10 hours before Mass. Jesus just looks down at you and shakes his head. Makes you feel kinda guilty. If it's unavoidable, you should just apologize. Sorry, Jesus.

I'm off to frolic in fields of daisies. It's only 4:08 but there's a nice sunset out there.

#Three - The Unity of Babetrons

Caitlin's thoughts for the day:

1.) TGIF

2.) I love that your entire body warms up when you drink tea
3.) Fog is scary.
4.) Aced socials test! My socials teacher looks like a beaver
5.) I was thinking about how I want to give my ghettoblaster to my 'future child' but was also wondering: What if technology becomes so advanced that there will no longer be outlets?

Hmm. I'm going to Kaleigh's tonight, I'll ask them about #5.

And to my dearest Ewa:
My apologies; this is the second night in a row I will be using the Viridian Eclipse without you. I think I should give you weed as a Christmas present for when you get back from Poland. [P.s. The title is all yours!]

#Two - Camilo the Magician

Caitlin's thoughts for the day:

Yesterday I was speaking with my wonderful friend Ashli. Fortunately for me, I had a lovely session with my pipe, Lance Kimble, and got some fantastic chili, from Wendy's (HA, Ewa)! I had numerous amounts of pictures running through my mind and I came up with this poem:

YEAH YEAH YEAH
YOU CLEVER LITTLE ONE
SKEDADDLE ONTO THE PLAYGROUND
RIDE THE WHALE
TOGETHER WE HOP
THIS DUSTY OLD TRAIL
I TOOK A PLANE
THE 6AM FLIGHT
TO RUSSIA WE'RE OFF
AND JUMP OUT OF A CAR
AND ONTO THE MEADOWY FIELD
BRIM BLOOM
KABOOM KABOOM
A MIGHTY CAT
A HEARTY LAUGH
THE KNIGHT RIDES UPON
TO THE SEVEN SEAS
AND FAR BEYOND
THEY ARE IN HAWAII
ON A GIANT MOUNTAIN TOP
THEN LAY
ON THE GROUND
THE DUST FLIES
I'M RELAXED
I'M ALIVE

I have a thing for caps lock. No title yet! I'm not sure what it even could be called. All for now! Toodaloo!

P.s. One month until Christmas, yaaaaaaay!!

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Ewa's Thoughts of the Day:

The art gallery, nowadays, just creeps me out. I found myself spending more time in the children's section than in the freaky adult section. Me & my lovely friend Ania made toilet paper roll creations called Aloe Principis (Ania's) and Euphorbia (mine).

And as I sit here sipping tarragon tea, I am reminiscing.

When did "creative" start being "strange"?

Why aren't we allowed in Crash Crawley's anymore?

Why do they make slides only for small child asses?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

All are things to think about, my friends.

PS. Stay golden, Ponyboy. It doesn't last long.

#One - “From small beginnings come great things.”

Hello, Caitlin and Ewa speaking.
We are two lovely ladies who enjoy lap dancing to the beat of opera, eating or drinking bacon and looking upon mountain sides to discover secret yeti caves. We believe in the drinking of tea made from elves' tears and painting our nails with people's souls. And finally; we have a high belief in Jesus and that weed will eventually bring everyone together.