#12 : Bacon is a Girl's Best Friend

The Perfect Boyfriend List
Yeah, we get bored. (:

• Is as insane as myself
• Good sense of humor; or atleast not boring.
• Likes watching movies and TV series (not all the time)
• Wears funky socks and/or boxers
• Good grammar and large vocabulary
• Enjoys ALL books, at ALL times.
• Showers
• Smokes weed (and preferably owns a bong.. Or hookah!)
• Wants to travel freely and with an open mind.
• Is really good at making breakfasts
• Cherishes lazy afternoons
• FANTASTIC taste in music
• Soft hands
• Majestic mustache/beard
• Willing to play board games
• Listens to the radioooooooooooo
• Appreciates car trips
• Will have free flowing conversations about anything
• Has SIQ TATZ
• Eats ring pops!
• CAPTIVATING AND CREATIVE
• Likes karaoke (goes twice a month)
• Optimistic
• Rides a bike
• Dislikes watching sports (on TV)
• Has cool friends
• Enjoys being naked
• Rad last name
• Plays an instrument (saxophone, guitar, harmonica)
• Knows when to be serious

YEAH. And hurray for endless pancakes at IHOP!

#11 : My Name is Serendipity Finn

Here are some things that Ewa knows for sure:

1.) Exams certainly do SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF HUMAN BEINGS.

2.) I should be studying.

3.) Canada is an incredibly boring nation to learn about. Sorry.

4.) Praying to the forest was a good idea. The trees are in my favor.

5.) Lists seem to happen often here on Telegram to Serendipity.

Here are some things that Ewa wishes were clear:

1.) Sasquatch? What?

2.) Who gives a flying fuck about war? I won't be shooting anyone in the face, thank you.

3.) Why aren't there meds for procrastination?

4.) Why pedophiles exist. Gross-o.

Thank you, Mr. Wong, for creating this photo.

Breathe in the air, don't be afraid to care!

For anyone who is studying, I am mentally holding your hand. Over.

PS to Caitlin: definitely bald. The scalp would be a rad place to get a tattoo.

#10 : Skatesies

Caitlin's Thoughts for the Day:

1. Best friend day with Josef. And possibly Ashli. I miss that black magic woman. Success.
2. I really dislike exams. Actually, I hate them, with all the hate in my body.
3. My dad's expresso machine is a GOD.
4. This song has been stuck in my head for a while now.
   
5. I need to invite some people to come to Sasquatch fest with me. Ewa, you're coming. No questions asked.
6. BIRTHDAY IN TWO WEEKS, YEEEAH!
7. Speaking of that; FINALLY getting an ipod after 6 months! (:
8. I need a job, and I need to start saving money:
   $200ish for Sasquatch.
   $150 for 420.
   $30ish for SEA BITCH.
9. I made an entire mural on Blandin's locker with tape the other day and they still haven't torn it down.. I wonder if I could make mooorreee... :3
10. Would you rather : Be permanently bald, or hairy all over?
    

#9 : Polish Bitch. Russian Bitch. Sea Bitch.

Caitlin's Thoughts of the Day:
I want to be in Ewa's bio class. I enjoy reading outloud to y'all.
Chyeaaaaaaaaaaah, picked up a big 'ol bag of the green!
Tomorrow with Ewa; so long 3/4 blocks. Hello Viridian Eclipse.
Dolphins suck.

#8 : The quarter pounder will put pounds on YOU!

Caitlin's Thoughts for the Day:
1.) Holy hell. Very good weekend.
- New Black Leotard; Maroon Skirt; Turquoise Bag
- Almost have 'Rock&Roll McDonalds' memorized.
- Best friend party with Josef! Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! :)
2.) My birthday is in 24 days. New ipod+pipe here I come! But I still don't know how to celebrate me coming into the world. I'd like to go downtown if its not raining. Or maybe a gay bar? That would please me.
3.) Drama is weird. You're both weird. I don't really want to communicate with you for now; it makes me feel lame.
4.) Is Bon Jovi just not the sexiest man alive? Seriously; he's like a dinosaur and every woman on the planet still has a crush on him! I'd really like to see him in concert. If he goes on tour, I'm probably gonna be one of those crazy chicks fighting for tickets. Along with Emily and Kaylah.
5.) A thought fluttered across my mind a whileeeeee ago: What if there was techno opera? To my surprise, I found it. I've been really digging a lot of opera and concert music lately, especially the intense kind, it gets me so pumped up.

Songs for this week:
Bon Jovi - Livin' On a Prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

Phantom of the Opera (Techno Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3qHbAsuo1M

LCD Soundsystem - Yeah (Crass Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJseqQNQ_zA

Them Crooked Vultures - Scumbag Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIIPgcmXt0U

Wesley Willis - Rock&Roll McDonalds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did4B2fSK2I


Toodaloo!

#7: Ewa's Vibrations

Ewa's thoughts for the day:

First off, blackcurrant tea is dee-lish! Also, I would like to applaud the human race for the creation of airplanes. I applaud you, I crown you with garlands, I kiss your feet. Congratulations. Now here are some rules that apply.

1.) "If you are ugly, please put a bag over your head or exit the aircraft." (Patrick & Nicole)

2.) "If you are having a seizure, please do not disturb the other passengers." (Patrick)

3.) If you are a baby, screaming results in a penalty of 50 lashes or 1000 death glares.

4.) Flight attendants must smile and serve the needy. That's what your job is FOR.

5.) If you are quite attractive, make a seat available next to you, please.

Have a lovely day, and listen to music! Fiddle-dee-dee.

Goodbye!

PS. The album "Sailing to Philadelphia" by Mark Knopfler is lovely. I am very keen.

#6 : Butch Dykes and Alligators

Caitlin's Thoughts/Playlist for the Day:
I've been doing some crazy web-browsing and have come across a looooot of good bands lately; and I thought I should share my discoveries with the world. If you have a keen interest in opening up your mind to some lovely melodies, I suggest you search up the following:

Electric Feel - MGMT (Justice Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJE4PTfFzP0

- If you thought these bands alone were crazy, wait until they merge.

Suzy - Caravan Palace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j95HbhTl60k

- A french band that sings in English. Includes fast beats, violins and a fast flamenco guitar.
Also, a guy with a smokers voice singing, "Bee Boo Bop".

Haven't Got A Clue - The Flaming Lips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYhQge4Mnoo

- This song makes me think of Candyland in space.

I Heard it Through the Grapevine vs Feel Good Inc - DJ Hero Soundtrack (Marvin Gaye & Gorillaz)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSP3gptSJI

- I never thought these two songs would be able to fit together. Marvin's heart break meets
the upbeats and derranged laughter of Gorillaz.

11th Dimention - Julian Casablancas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_h5DMHh5_M

- Keyboard! Keyboard! Keyboard!

Money - Pink Floyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhX5W7JoWI

- Because saxophone solos should never go out of style.

Reckoner - Radiohead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOoCixFA8OI

- Radiohead + Percussion²

Hello There - Cheap Trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D21mxgGRhY

- Hello there, are YOU ready to rock?